The Lloyds

Now on to the important business.  Everyone but Heather Day is a total lame-o and forgot to submit their entry for the MadGab one hundred billion dollar giveaway so we are going to continue to play until all the zoofans unite and conquer this thing together.  The answer to the last phrase was in fact "changing diapers".

Time to play again.  Dew Hugh Billy Film Hatch Hick


Try not to be so lame this time.

Her eyes are pretty much always crossed but I was a little close here and they are a little worse than normal.  I thought it might be enjoyed.
Since Malachi is basically creating Mad Gab phrases with his "spells" I think that maybe we should try a few over here at the zoo.  Here is the first phrase up for decoding: Jane Gin Die Purse.  Answer to be revealed next week. Record your guesses in the comment section and I'll keep score.  Winner(which will be me because I don't lose at these games) will get a "new" dog.  Actually, runner up gets the dog.

Some of you kids might need some help with this one and some of you old farts might need a little refresher.  Adeline's real father (the donor) is Dr. Emmett Brown.  Identical.

I swear that I try my best to get food in this girl's mouth.  I guess we have some similar feelings about vegetables.  Luckily Bay-dog was close enough to get what Adeline was wearing.

Basically since school has been out for the quarter I have been so lazy that I haven't posted.  I guess that it is time for me to get back in this game (if this were high school basketball I would in fact stay on the bench regardless of what is happening).  I've got some pretty good pictures to share with everyone but I'll probably do it one at a time.  Before starting with the pictures I'm going to have to show the video that allowed Kimberly to stay sane while we were in Charlotte and Adeline was 400 miles away.  And here it is.

About three weeks ago I shared with you the fact that I had some news that was potentially life-altering.  Some of you speculated that Kimberly and I were having another child, wrong, or that I was going to challenge Ken Jennings' record on Jeopardy, wrong again (I only do things that are challenging), or that I had finally come up with an invention that would change billions of lives as well as make me trillions of dollars, wrong once again.  I guess I should put a stop to all of this speculation and blow your minds already.  On November 17, 2009 I participated in greatness.  My flag football team became the defending champions by dominating once again.  Here are the pictures to prove it.


A picture of the championship team in 2008.
And a picture of the championship team in 2009.
















Now you are all questioning, "How is this amazingness going to effect me and change my life?"  Well, let me lay it to you like this.  Basically, the OSU football team has contacted me after hearing of my big play potential and blazing speed and they want me to suit up and play in the Rose Bowl against Oregon.  After stunning the world by making Terrelle Pryor actually look like a good quarterback and winning a BCS game for OSU I will most likely enter the draft and be offered some serious cash money by whoever has the first pick in this year's draft (Cleveland Browns).  This 5yr two billion bone deal will be more than enough to allow me to live life comfortably and will also allow me to invest in some research opportunities.  This is where you guys come in.  It is at this point where all the zoofans will become primary research scientists at a salary of 430 g's/year.  The focus of this research will be to uncover facts that demonstrate that Al Gore is in fact an idiot and a fraud and that global warming is completely made up.  This shouldn't be hard to do so you can spend the rest of your time looking at YouTube videos then sharing the funny/amazing ones with me.  


See, I didn't lie.  Life changing news.  Thank your lucky stars that you know me.  And now for the pic of the day...
At the insistence of her mother, Adeline is training to join the circus.

Probably the best word which can be used to describe the person in this picture is ornery.  Let me know if you have a better one.  Turd is already taken.

Only the astute Popeye lover would realize that this truly is a good impression because of the fact that Popeye only has one eye (the left eye, just like Adeline in this picture) and it happens to be blue (just like Adeline in this picture).

Bonus Question:  What is the name of Popeye's ship?