Posted by Blake, Kimberly, Adeline, and Oliver | Posted in | Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009
There in a new game in town and it goes by the name of "Shoot the Shooter". Sounds pretty cool huh? Almost as cool as Zack Morris some might say. Those who say that are wrong. It is more cool than Zack, it is as cool as Ferris Beuller. That is pretty dang cool.
Now I've got you hooked. You're wondering, "How is this game played? Can I be a part of this? Are the rules as hard to remember as the rules to Scattergories? How did mere man come up with such an amazing creation? Is Ferris Beuller really cooler than Zack Morris?"
I've got answers to all of the above questions, well, almost. Just sit tight and allow the answers to come.
First I'll start out by telling you that I'm really not sure if Ferris Beuller is actually more cool than Zack Morris, this is pure speculation. Now for the game of all games.
So it goes like this, you go to some important function where someone is being paid hard earned cash money to capture memories and moments which are most important and for a bonus said person should be performing this capturing in an artistic manner. For the intent of this passage said person will from now on be referred to as "the shooter". You're at this function and everything seems perfect, the food is good, the weather is good, the ladies are smokin', and it's all being captured on film.....or is it. I'm pretty sure that I have never seen the shooters taking long-armed pics of themselves which is kinda a travesty because they are a part of the memory as well and my heart of hearts feels as if they should be included.
So now for your part in the game. Anytime you are at a function and a shooter is walking around neglecting themselves by being self-omitted from the photos you need, nay, are obligated to snap a quick photo of them.
I have attached a few photos of my most recent attempt to include these selfless hunters of moments in our lives. These pics happen to be our friends Justin "I love my monopod" Drummond and Cassidy "I wear the pants when it comes to picture taking" Drummond of Cassidy Dawn Photography. You're welcome.
Action shot. Oh yeah, I'm that good.
Another action shot. Justin was mostly sitting around and eating cake the whole time. Either that or I hid behind a pole for like 30 minutes waiting for him to stop working so I could get a picture of him not working. Your guess is probably almost as good as mine in this case.
This is shortly after he took advantage of the country location by peeing behind a tree. I miss living in the country.
Justin is showing the boss the before and after pics of the tree he just urinated on.
Sizing up that cake which was created by some woman who ate a watermelon whole. Oh, yeah, and she works at the Cake Kitchen.
I'm pretty sure that she is under the impression that I'll stop harassing her if I can't see her. Well, too bad that I eat carrots and have excellent eyesight.
Mr. Rico Suave posing with his beloved monopod.
Chivalry isn't dead folks. The boss told the bearded one to use his super powers to shield her while she ate some cake and he definitely did. I always thought that invisibility or the ability to fly would be a cool superpower but Justin's ability to act as if he is surfing on solid ground is pretty awesome. Just not my cup of tea.
I now pass the torch to you. You MUST go and shoot the shooter.
Blake, you are out of control. Kim, get control of him. :)
I think I've read this 3 times now...I'm still laughing. Hard.
Hope you don't mind...I linked to your blog from in post today ;)
Megan, I am sorry. You should know how hard it is to control him. He waits until I'm sleeping before he sabotages our blog. But I'll try my best!
Blake, I've heard about bored over-achievers----I just don't have any at PV. Maybe you could be a guest speaker in my Health classes since you have all that medical knowlege, and put your genius to some good use. Those blogs scream to be read, but after reading them, I am so tired. Maybe I need more physical exercise. Maybe you do too!!!!
Jackie, you just let me know when and where and I'll come prepared. I could share my vast amounts of knowledge on nutball. Please don't tell me that you have eliminated that game from the Fitness 4 Life curriculum.
Blake, for your information, the game is called triscrotum, not nutball, although I do like the sound of that. We could never eliminate such a fun game from the curriculum. I always tell the story of your class when I introduce Create-A-Game week.
Um, can we please make a note (Kelsey)...this game is not to be played with a fish eye lens! I sooo don't wanna see those!
;)
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