Jesus was a carpenter....

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Posted by Blake, Kimberly, Adeline, and Oliver | Posted in | Posted on Saturday, July 18, 2009


Not one of THE CARPENTERS. I am sure he enjoyed their music back in his day though. Over the past week I have been attempting to become more well rounded by perfecting my carpentering skillset which is probably in the 98-99th percentile already. I am assuming you are already familiar with my singer/songwriter skillset, my flute beatboxing skillset (which is quite awesome so if you don't click on any other links I don't care but you have to check this one out), my trap shooting skillset, and my sweet dancing skillset.
Mom and pops have a whole lot of grass and not enough of the yard dominated by decking yet so they decided to expand the already 47000 sq ft of existing deck out to an even 50000. They thought this would be a perfect opportunity for me to put some of this schooling I have endured over the past few years to good use and help them out.

The training session began with a destruction session which Papa Lloyd wound up being quite good at. I'm pretty sure that he has destroyed a few things in his life because he appeared to be a professional at turning perfectly useful objects into large masses of useless rubble.























I wish I had taken a picture of the hot tub which was in the middle of the driveway in four large pieces so I could prove to you that papa Lloyd really is quite an impressive demolition man. This was pretty much where day one of my training ended. I would say it is pretty close to day one for Daniel-saan.









Day two was off to a slow start because of some technical difficulties with the small human currently living in my home so we didn't get started until about noon. As you can see this project wasn't undertaken without the best help around. Mom, Aunt Laura, and Uncle Pete were there to pick up all the slack that I created with my insistence on only working for 4 hours each day. I would say that day numero dos was right about on par with Daniel-saan's second lesson.

































In normal Blake fashion day three was off to another late start since I didn't arrive until about 5:00. My tardiness didn't hinder the true workhorses (read mom and Aunt Laura *special note* Grandma Litter was actually taking my place and guiding this great chariot of awesome craftsmanship toward victory in my absence) of this operation though and they were ready to move right along as soon as I got there. Most everything was done except for the decking and I got right to that. These pictures are from the end of day three which I would say didn't go quite as well as Daniel-saan's.
















While I have been busy becoming more awesome (as if that were possible), Adeline has been cheering me on and has been busy being cute. Hard work but somebody's gotta do it.

I'm Baaaaack...

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Posted by Blake, Kimberly, Adeline, and Oliver | Posted in | Posted on Saturday, July 11, 2009

So I'm sure that you're all wondering where we have been and what we've been up to. Surely that small person who was born unto us only mere weeks ago can't be occupying all the time which we have allotted to blogging....correct.
Surely I wasn't abducted by space aliens after being caught in a southern Ohio wheat field stomping out crop circles in the middle of the night then unjustly subjected to anal probing and other types of horrendous testing....correct (for more than one reason, everyone knows that space aliens don't actually anal probe anymore *that was old technology that went by the wayside in the mid 70's*, and I just haven't had the heart to disappoint anymore farmer's wives....or have I?
Surely I haven't been studying up for next year's material in order to get a jump on the rest of the class as one faithful blogfan had suggested...correct again. You guys are good at this game.
Actually, I have been a little busy being NFOTY (New Father Of The Year) which is not actually an elected position but rather an appointed position which I have the honor of holding this year thanks to two of the three electoral appointers that were being counted in this house......


Thanks kids for the votes!

Now on to some serious business. Everyone has been asking the same questions and since pretty much everyone I know reads this awesome piece of literary genius I think it would be most appropriate for me to answer them here.

1. How is Adeline sleeping? Good
2. How is Adeline eating? Good
3. Is she allowing us to sleep? Yep
4. Who does she look like? Yet to be determined, I'm kinda leaning toward Oscar though.
5. How the heck did I become so freakin' awesome? Dunno, nature? nurture?
6. Why did Blake have to dominate Jeremy at pool basketball this year? Again, dunno. Probably had something to do with the NFOTY award though.
7. Is fatherhood what you expected? Better than ever imagined.

With that heartfelt note I will leave you with some pictures of the little lady and a promise...I will post at least once a week from now on as long as you promise to stop sending hate mail.






Remember to check back again soon for more updates!

Room Update...

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Posted by Blake, Kimberly, Adeline, and Oliver | Posted in | Posted on Tuesday, June 23, 2009


I realize that many of you haven't seen Addy Mack's room with all the fixins so I desperately need to update this thing so you can be inspired to buy all your baby furniture from The Lloyd Co which is located at 113 E. Main St. in Bainbridge. Tell them how you heard about them and they'll strike you a pretty good deal, either that or they will charge you double.


Here is the crib and the chair that made it just in time. I carried this up the stairs and unpacked it right before we left for the hospital.















The changing table/ dresser which is a fine home to all things baby. Also notice the diaper locker/dog food container in the corner. Very important piece of furniture I am told.














Another picture of the changing table in an attempt to highlight the animals on the wall. If this kid came with some congenital fear of animals I think that we may have to redecorate.














The new babysitter that I just put in two days before Adeline's epic journey down route birthing canal. Hopefully this will allow me to get some good golfing in this summer.
















Here is little Miss Adeline immediately after busting out of that joint they call Grant Medical Center. She thought it appropriate to wear the coolest shirt ever.


Middle name update

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Posted by Blake, Kimberly, Adeline, and Oliver | Posted in | Posted on Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Before we left the hospital yesterday we were forced by knifepoint to pick a middle name for this child. I was kinda leaning toward Adeline Hairy Mongrel Lloyd but that was struck down after a long mass debate. Scroll down to the previous post to get the update.


Sweet Adeline, Ba Ba Ba...

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Posted by Blake, Kimberly, Adeline, and Oliver | Posted in | Posted on Monday, June 22, 2009

Little Miss Adeline Makenna, 6lbs 7oz, 19in long. The world is not yet prepared for the cuteness that she will bestow upon it.



Beneath the pink hat lies a beautiful head of dark hair ..... much like the hair on our milk man's head ..... what a coincidence!













My "new" family! I couldn't be happier! Why am I yelling?!















My gorgeous bride with the small female human we are going to call Adeline. Let's just hope that she gets her momma's looks.
















Overjoyed, ecstatic, elated, thrilled, euphoric, on cloud nine, tickled pink, frenzied, blissful, pleased as punch.......gone. That should about cover it.















If only Adeline's big sis Bay-dog could've made this picture it would've been me with all my ladies. I'm one lucky feller!







SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!

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Posted by Blake, Kimberly, Adeline, and Oliver | Posted in | Posted on Sunday, June 21, 2009



Like I said before ..... HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ME!!!















Meet Adeline Makenna Lloyd





The Room......Maybe Just A Room

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Posted by Blake, Kimberly, Adeline, and Oliver | Posted in | Posted on Sunday, June 21, 2009


Here is the latest update and an incredible picture of the baby's room...



















Weren't expecting that one were you? Happy Father's Day to me, Happy Father's Day to me, Happy Faaaaaaaaather's Day to mee-eee, Happy Father's Day to me.


P.S. Happy Father's Day to all the other proud pops as well.










More importantly, Happy 8th Birthday Bay-Dawg! Daddy loves you and mommy probably wants to get rid of you.